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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How about learn C sharp at 2024?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

No go.

If you are a programmer using an AI LLM to help you code, are you finding it speeding you up or slowing you down? What impact has it had on your programming?

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

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No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

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Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

Is it harder to become a professor nowadays? If yes, why?

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

What are some of the innovative strategies or "hacks" companies are using in 2024 to attract and hire top UI designers?

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Can you explain the difference between a detox center and an addiction treatment center? Are they interchangeable terms?